Westmonts not safe anymore.

[Mr.Johnstown]

A twelve year old Westmont resident was recently picked-up using hundred dollar bills to start fires and two seventeer year old Westmont residents were picked-up in the city for beating homeless people with bricks of gold.  The worst was when there was a riot at the Allegheny Lutheran Home and the residents were beating the employees with their penny loafers.

Watch out Sunnehanna - driveby shootings from golf carts are next.

[The Rock]

A twelve year old Westmont resident was recently picked-up using hundred dollar bills to start fires and two seventeer year old Westmont residents were picked-up in the city for beating homeless people with bricks of gold.  The worst was when there was a riot at the Allegheny Lutheran Home and the residents were beating the employees with their penny loafers.

Watch out Sunnehanna - driveby shootings from golf carts are next.

The Rock does enjoy driving on Westmont's gold-paved roads because gold makes for a much smoother ride than blacktop does.