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« on: March 07, 2010, 06:07:11 AM »

Go ahead. Ask.
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What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 06:09:30 AM »

Ok  my question was "Will we save this nation from the progressive movement?"  The magic 8 ball said "As I see it, YES."     

Guess we will have to wait and see.
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2010, 10:53:24 AM »

My answer was "hazy" .. how depressing! If I have my way it is going to happen..  regardless.
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2010, 02:34:48 PM »

I confused it and the damn thing exploded!
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2010, 11:03:27 AM »

I asked this:

Will the Pirates have a winning season?

A.  Very Doubtful.....lol

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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 10:26:25 AM »

Well, i asked:

Q.  Is #7 guilty of sexual assault?

the Magic 8 ball:

A.  As I see it, YES!
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2010, 01:18:02 PM »

 Grin

well my oh my the damned thing really works as I asked if G.W. Bush was the anti-Christ and after a pause with "hmmmmm it said I think the ansewer is YES"
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and we're still CRAZY after all these years
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2010, 03:22:26 PM »

You're absolutely right the WhatF...

I asked the 8 ball of you...

Are You a Socialist.............it answered YES
Are You Spineless..............i t answered YES
Are You a Liar...................i t answered unequivocally YES
Do you have any first hand knowledge of the military..........8 ball said...NO
Would you rather live in France than this awful United States...again...it answered YES
Are You Naive................... .it answered YES
Are You Inexperienced........it answered Yes
And the last question I asked 8 ball...does the WhatF...have any integrity when it come to supporting the USA, it's military and way of life...
the 8 ball got an angered look and said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How can anybody question 8 balls knowledge I ask you?

Damned thing!
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2010, 03:24:32 PM »

I gotta get that 8 ball. It is indeed smarter than I thought.
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2010, 04:30:50 PM »

I gotta get that 8 ball. It is indeed smarter than I thought.
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2010, 04:48:02 PM »

You're absolutely right the WhatF...

I asked the 8 ball of you...

Are You a Socialist.............it answered YES
Are You Spineless..............i t answered YES
Are You a Liar...................i t answered unequivocally YES
Do you have any first hand knowledge of the military..........8 ball said...NO
Would you rather live in France than this awful United States...again...it answered YES
Are You Naive................... .it answered YES
Are You Inexperienced........it answered Yes
And the last question I asked 8 ball...does the WhatF...have any integrity when it come to supporting the USA, it's military and way of life...
the 8 ball got an angered look and said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How can anybody question 8 balls knowledge I ask you?

Damned thing!

haha but as it WAS WRONG on nearly ALL of your answers YOU should return your ball as defective
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A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching
spiritual death.

Martin Luther King, Jr
and we're still CRAZY after all these years
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2010, 04:52:39 PM »

It was dead on on every answer, POSER.
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2010, 07:27:15 PM »

haha but as it WAS WRONG on nearly ALL of your answers YOU should return your ball as defective

Hey, I have checked his balls and they are fine! Nurse certified ..
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